一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!

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匿名  发表于 2006-3-24 08:50:00 |阅读模式

本文要求一定英语水平,绝对搞笑!纯粹中国式“土产英语”
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“Hello.”  老外:“Hi.”  
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”老外:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”

匿名  发表于 2006-3-30 19:14:00

Re:一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!

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匿名  发表于 2006-4-22 01:36:00

Re:一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!

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